loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

(via coreycottontail)

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

(via kelseygilbert)

xbrokenxstillx:

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

everyone’s making us make enormous life decisions at like 18

(via sunalwaysshining)

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via sunalwaysshining)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

(Source: lalulutres, via emmamagentamarie)

Timestamp: 1412008288

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

(Source: lalulutres, via emmamagentamarie)

nikkichuucrossing:

when it’s 2am but you’re still like

image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

awwww-cute:

double yawn, double stretch

(via lorrettadicketownnl)

Timestamp: 1412007751

awwww-cute:

double yawn, double stretch

(via lorrettadicketownnl)

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

(via unphh)

(Source: bottomjared, via archdvmon)