girl: come over bae
me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead
girl: i’m off my period
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
"Rape culture is telling girls and women to be careful about what you wear, how you wear it, how you carry yourself, where you walk, when you walk there, with whom you walk, whom you trust, what you do, where you do it, with whom you do it, what you drink, how much you drink, whether you make eye contact, if you’re alone, if you’re with a stranger, if you’re in a group, if you’re in a group of strangers, if it’s dark, if the area is unfamiliar, if you’re carrying something, how you carry it, what kind of shoes you’re wearing in case you have to run, what kind of purse you carry, what jewelry you wear, what time it is, what street it is, what environment it is, how many people you sleep with, what kind of people you sleep with, who your friends are, to whom you give your number, who’s around when the delivery guy comes, to get an apartment where you can see who’s at the door before they can see you, to check before you open the door to the delivery guy, to own a dog or a dog-sound-making machine, to get a roommate, to take self-defense, to always be alert always pay attention always watch your back always be aware of your surroundings and never let your guard down for a moment lets you be sexually assaulted and if you are and didn’t follow all the rules it’s your fault."
Melissa McEwan (Rape Culture 101)
you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass
You mean I shoved that ps3 up my ass for nothing
i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most
how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.
out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst
okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost