grinderman2:

girl: come over bae

me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead

girl: i’m off my period

me: image

(via asvprock)

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

(via taylormicrowave)

lookatmytitle:

kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

You mean I shoved that ps3 up my ass for nothing

(via escape-from-the-addiction)

truthdoesnotleadtofreedom:

Bless whoever made this.

(Source: actual-zuko, via escape-from-the-addiction)

skvtevlldvy:

i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most

(via e-xstase)

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

(via archdvmon)

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

(via archdvmon)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via asvprock)

thebatwiggler:

if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost

(via lorrettadicketownnl)